Keeping Up With The Kardashians? I'd Rather Throw Up With The Bubonic Plague
I'm not even going to bother writing a post for this. The clip speaks for itself. Now, if you don't mind, after watching this I have an appointment to get a shot. I don't know what kind, but it is the sort that should remove any sort of infectious disease I may have contracted from watching this clip. And I also need a shower. An hour-long, steaming hot shower, and I'm going to scrub with steel wool and Barkeeper's Friend until my skin bleeds. And then I'm going to rub antibacterial gel all over myself. Yes, friends, after watching this I do feel just that dirty. If I have any energy left, I may gouge out my eyes, because I never want to see this again. You've been warned.
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