Kiefer Sutherland Checks Into County Jail
I just can't get elated about this. While I typically rejoice at the misery of celebs out of sheer spite and nastiness, I just can't feel happy about Kiefer's DUI bust. Although, he was certainly due for a bust.
Just last Christmas Keifer beat the crap out of a Christmas tree just for looking at him funny. Of course he was stinkin' drunk, but hey, CTU agent Jack Bauer isn't taken any bullsh*t, not even from a ten-foot blinking, festive white pine. Mind your pins and needles beeyotch!
So anyway, the top pic Jack, er I mean, Kiefer's mugshot. Sutherland is due for 48 days of lockdown and he opted for Glendale County Jail over the LA County Jail. Can't say as I blame him. A handsome lad like that doesn't need any extra attention from certain angry jail-types. If you know what I mean.
Maybe it's just me, but Kiefer looks like he's killing terrorist with his mind powers in that picture. I feel safer just having looked at it. Better stay in hiding OSAMA LUFTI, Jack will get you, even behind bars!
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