Kirstie Alley Is All A Twitter About Fair Gaming National Enquirer Employee - Page 5
It seems that celebrities have really done a number on Scientology. As much as Scientology loves to boast about what FAMOUS members they have (no other "church" has EVER done this), it seems that their celebrities have turned into one big pain in the ass for them — and coincidentally, the celebs are the only ones getting preferential treatment. Not just at the fancy Scientology Celebrity Center. As we've discovered, the same rules don't apply to them as other lowly members. What a kicker! Huh Scientology members?
So to all Scientology celebrities, while I wish you all to leave the cult as soon as possible...if your are going to stay in, please keep doing exactly what you have been doing and we will all just sit back and enjoy the ride with a tub of popcorn.
Years ago a term was coined: "jumping the shark", which derived from a "Happy Days" episode featuring Henry "The Fonz" Winkler jumping over a shark in water skis. Subsequently, the show went completely down hill after that episode. But now, thanks to the crazy Tom Cruise, we have a new phrase "jumping the couch" which precedes a person's failure. This is of course pertaining to when Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch to profess his "love" for Katie.
Who would have ever thought that the cult itself and their precious celebrities would be their own demise? So keep tweeting Kirstie and keep jumping the couch Scientology. Karma is a sweet bitch sometimes..... ain't it?
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