Lady GaGa Says She's All Women! Question Is... Who Cares? - Page 4
There is the chance of spreading yourself (no pun intended) too thin in this business, especially if that's all you have. So GaGa better come up with some decent hits soon.
Now before you jump down my throat, I did listen to some of her songs and watched her videos. I suffered through "Paparazzi",
and "Poker Face," (she obviously likes to stu-stu-stutter in her songs). I then went on to listen to "Just Dance" (total Madonna rip off), "LoveGame" - (that's the "I want to take a ride on your disco stick" song) and "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)", which was eh eh, more boring than the title. And finally let's not leave out "Beautiful Dirty Rich". ("Bang bang we're beautiful and dirty rich.") Well she got the dirty rich part right.
My conclusion?
I find her ba-ba-ba-BORING and repetitive. Perhaps I am jaded by years of watching others before her do the same things, only better. The difference again is they HAD TALENT and it was new.
I happened to catch a video of her on YouTube. She was a guest on some sort of talk show in Tokyo. Her performance was not any better than a night at a karaoke bar or a cruise ship talent show. She did a slow and painful version of "Po-po-po Poker Face." Her piano playing sounded like she was wearing oven mitts. And frankly, I could NOT stop staring at the elephant on her head.
Yes, you heard me. She had a wig on her head in the shape of an elephant, complete with eyes. However the elephant did work as far as taking my attention away from her piss poor performance.
Smart gal. The acoustic rendition of this song made me cringe more than her other version. If you haven't seen it yet, it's worth the laugh. Click here.
GaGa just doesn't cut it for me. She is probably thinking, Hey! look at me in my rubber spider bubble dress with the giant butterfly on my head, aren't I outrageous? NO! Sorry, you are not.
But who is laughing all the way to the bank? She is.
As she said, "I sold four million records in six months; I'm not embarrassed about anything". Bless her little heart.
But I say, if you are going to be a diva today, you better have some talent to back it up.
It's very hard to get ahead these days in the music industry. Unfortunately many talented people fall by the way side, and some with little or no talent make it big. Just doesn't seem fair. Hello William Hung!
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