Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan Linked To Attention-Whore Genome Project - Page 2
Dina's camera-hogging won't matter much now that Lindsay's made headlines again for recent photos and stories of her out of control cocaine binges, and bragging to friends about who she's slept with. Class-y! Lindsay doesn't have to worry about mommy-dearest upstaging her — she's a one-woman media circus.
Truth be told, these two are like a toxic cocktail filled to the brim with overinflated egos, delusions of grandeur, self-destructive impulses and a voracious need to whore themselves to the camera.
Here's how I picture an intimate mother-daughter moment between Lindsay and Dina: the two of them pouring over magazines counting how many times they were mentioned, photographed and referenced. Then they would take a break to throw back some vodka tonics, whorf some rails of coke, and make a list of all the men they have bedded, plan to bed and the number of STD's they been treated for. Followed up with a detailed account of abortions, hospital visits for "exhaustion," and all the other b*tches in Hollywood they hate. Dina would say, "Lindsay, I'm so proud of you. You are a real star," and Lindsay would reply, "G*d mother, you are such a c*nt." Which would be followed up by some scratching, hair-pulling and biting.
Like a regular Hollywood Hallmark moment.
More photos of Dina and Lindsay, with Lalohan looking mighty pissy at a Nylon party on May 9th
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