Lindsay Lohan Learns Difficult Lesson On Celebrity Dating - Page 2
Let this be a lesson to you celebs, don't date commoners. Commoners aren't mentally equipped to handle fame and will sell you out 9 out of 10 times. See, they have nothing to lose, whereas you famous person, do. You have your reputation, your fragile and precarious privacy and ultimately your dignity.
Lindsay, one last pear of wisdom I wish to bestow on you. Unlike many of your peers, you my dear, possess some actual talent. You do not have to cave into your low-self esteem and mistreat your body, mind and soul to find the love and elation you desperately seek. Refocus yourself, and apply your boundless passion for shopping (and maybe sex) to be the best at your craft.
Also, please don't ever flash your firecrotch again. It makes it difficult to defend you, and honestly, that job is difficult enough.
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