Lindsay Lohan To Be Taken Under (And In) Warren Beatty's Wing? - Page 2

Author: Kaye
Published: February 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
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I mean, early in her career (before she looked like a popsicle stick with two balloons tied to it that somebody dropped in the mud) she had some hits and her career looked promising.  But lately, her projects have tanked faster than the Hindenburg.  Anybody remember I Know Who Killed MeChapter 27Georgia RulesBobby?  I didn't think so.  And the reason is because she can't decide if she wants to be a celebrity or an actress, according to the aforementioned great Meryl Streep.  It's like the comments I used to get on my report cards:  "k could work above her current level if she would apply herself."  She could be great.  She has the ability, but if she doesn't work on improving and honing those gifts, she'll forever be relegated to the five-dollar DVD bin at Walmart...or the one-dollar rack at Big Lots.

lindsayskinnyshopWarren Beatty (Dick Tracy notwithstanding) could do wonders for her career, if Lindsay will let him.  But the facts are that she's already been in movies with Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Laurence Fishburne, Anthony Hopkins, William H. Macy...girlfriend has had chances with some of the bigshots of the entertainment universe, chances other actresses would kill for, and she still can't manage to truly break through.  She needs to realize that those chances are very likely to dry up if she doesn't get her head out of her sphincter.  She needs to smarten up and realize that life is not all about parties, shopping, and acting like a general idiot in front of the whole world.  And for goodness sake, somebody get her a cheeseburger...she's looking WAY too skinny again.  (btw, yes, that thing in the background is younger sis Ali.  Fifteen.)

She's only 22.  She's got her life ahead of her, and this could be a good do-over for her career.  Lindsay, it's the same advice as what to do when you see drugs...don't blow it!

UPDATE:  Turns out this story may be over before it has really begun:

For the record: Lindsay loves Warren, her pals say. They met and hit it off. No offers at this time. To anyone…For anything!....

Yeah, well, I'll believe it when I see it.  Publicists deny deny deny all the time, and then several months later lookie what happens.  Of course, those weren't her drugs in her pants either, according to sources.

 
 

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