Madonna And A-Rod And Guy, Oh My! - Page 2

Author: Kaye
Published: July 04, 2008 at 2:06 pm
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In an effort to dispel the divorce rumors, Madonna and Guy Ritchie actually went out to dinner — together!!! — last night [Tuesday night] in NYC.

And finally, is Madonna using some sort of freaky batter's grip on A-Rod?

Madonna is using "mind control" through the power of Kabbalah to mesmerize A-Rod into making him her boytoy, according to friends of his wife.

"I don't recognize the man he's become," Cynthia Rodriguez told a pal, according to the New York Daily News. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him. ... Today he's very cold and calculating." Still, say pals, Cynthia is still in love with the slugger.


Um, okay.  I don't think it's her mind that she's using to control him.

So basically, what it is coming down to, is this...nobody is claiming to be having sex with anyone else.  Everybody's publicist, official spokesperson, mother-in-law, next-door-neighbor, and dog-walker is saying that none of this is true.  Except the parts that are.  Allegedly.

 
 

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