Madonna The Cougar Seen With Jesus! - Page 2
Don't get me wrong, I am not a prude in any sense. But when you have children involved, it gets to a point were you just have to grow up and get some class girl. How can someone write childrens book and then go out on stage and hump a guitar? What are her kids going through? I can just hear one of her daughter's friends: "Hey Lourdes! (ugh, hate the name) your Mom can really hump a mean guitar!"
From Sean Pean, to Dennis Rodman, to porn star Tony Ward to Guy Ritchie, and asking David Letterman to smell her underwear on TELEVISON (maybe that's why she didn't want her kids watching Mommy on TV) to kissing Britney Spears, and now a boytoy named Jesus? We get it Madonna, you are SO shocking. *Yawn*
As much as we wish Madonna would embrace her 50's with class and dignity, it looks like this cougar is just getting started. In fact, Madonna may be the ultimate cougar, with 28 years between she and her latest sex-toy Jesus, putting Demi Moore to shame, with only 15 years between she and her hubby Ashton Kutcher.
And at the risk of getting nasty comments suggesting if Madonna were a man, nobody would say anything about her newest boy toy, you'd be WRONG. While part of me says, get it while you can, and the other part of me just says ewwwwwww because well...were talking about Madonna, and for some reason, she just seems a bit long in the tooth to be pulling her "Like A Virgin" routine. Again. And again.
Come Here Jesus And Give Mommy Some Sugar
It's anyone's guess what Madonna will come up with next, or who she will be "frolicking" with, but I only hope for her kid's sake that she decides to clean it up a bit. With two African adoptions under her belt, her attentions are elsewhere. So THANK YOU JESUS...Jesus Luz that is.
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