Maroon Five's Adam Levine Reveals Sexual Dysfunction - Page 2
Third of all, why are you disappointed Adam? Because you were hoping, like the drama-queen actresses and songstresses you are so compelled to nail and name drop, Maria didn't feel the need to stroke your ego with some kind of gratuitious, operatic oratorio? Get over yourself dickbag. I guess she just wasn't that into what you had going on.
And last, but certainly not least, kissing and telling is not only tacky, but it has a unique was of backfiring on you and drawing more attention to your innate "inadequacies" rather than embarrassing your former paramour.
Perhaps Adam, if you weren't such a preening prick, parading your peacock feathers all about, you could let your schwang do the talking. But therein lies the problem doesn't it?  Too much cocky and not enough cock.  How disillusioning.Â
It's like waking up expecting to see Santa Claus and discovering you're Jewish!
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