More On Blessed Jolie-Pitt Twin Birth, Full Translation Of Nice-Matin Article - Page 2
They were doubtless more than a little fatigued: two days before bringing two babies into the world, Miss Jolie was exhausted after 21 days of imprisonment in her VIP [Very Important Pregnancy] hospital room. So the Lenval Foundation convinced her nurse to allow her to take a few steps outside in the open air ...
Since she couldn’t expose herself to the photo hunters still camped out in front of the clinic, Angelina enjoyed a little freedom on the roof of the Foundation.
As soon as they were born, the little "people," Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, ate some white bread. For the American press, the glamour birth is ... "The most important event since man walked on the moon."
And now their "first smile" will be pursued relentlessly by the hundreds of paparazzi who reassembled after this morning's announcement outside the Lenval Foundation, which is now destined to remain under siege by the media. And that may be just the beginning.
Even though he's a planetary star, Brad, the proud papa, will - like any other man - have to submit to the sacred Republican declaration of civil birth ... within forty-eight hours. And it's likely that on that day, one will have to risk being jostled on the way to the central chamber of Nice City Hall to get a glimpse of the handsome Brad receiving his family record book embossed with the eagle of Nice.
Congrats you two proud parents! Wishing you both all the best $11 million can buy in charitable donations and guilt assuaging. Lord knows you two attention-whores need it.
Seriously, I doubt if Jesus (Allah, Buddha, L.Ron Hubbard, insert deity of choice) came down themselves and announced these two (Brad and Angie) were minions of Lucifer, the dark Lord himself, would make people change their perception of these two nitwits.
I think they need to buy a private island and go live in Far, Far Away.
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