Nick Hogan's Plea, "No Contest" To Speeding And Panty Dropping - Page 2
Here are some telling excerpts from the Rides interview:
A modifying maven, he recently added what he calls his “breadwinner,†a limited-edition 800hp supercharged Dodge Viper, to a convoy of nine that already includes two 700-plus-horsepowered Toyota Supras and an additional 550hp Viper. The streets ain’t safe no mo’.[no joke, Sherlock…prophetic, considering this interview was done before the accident]
"The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ’cause a guy knows what he’s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.â€
[Laughs] “Let’s just say I have a terrible driving record.â€
"In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, ‘Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.’ Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, ‘I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’m a let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.’ Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, ‘Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.’â€
Finally, a cop with some balls.
So he’s got his parents thinking he’s the cutest thing since Hello Kitty, out there driving like a maniac, and his brain-dead sister, who asks people to pray for him in between asking about where she can buy some shoes, and that’s the sort of family he’s got. He races cars, but the street ain’t no 24 Hours at Daytona, slick.
I can’t add anything else to this article…it speaks for itself. Oh, did I mention that little Nicky Hulk Bollocks is seventeen years old?
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