Nicole Richie Makes Fun Of Fat Girls, Confused By Memorial Day

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: May 30, 2007 at 10:48 am
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An email from Nicole Richie has surfaced on the internet. Originally sent as an invite for a party she and a pal were throwing over the weekend for Memorial Day, it has now become the fodder for those who wish to see what lurks beneath her skin (and bones):

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Now, while most sites are all up in arms about what message this sends to young girls about their body image, I am far more concerned that Nicole and her friends have no ----- clue what Memorial Day means. What a heartwarming message that must send to our troops around the world, and those who've lost loved ones while they sacrificed themselves for the freedoms we now enjoy. Of course her rep said this:

“This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”

What current situation? Her boney a** about to go to jail for DUI? The fact that I have sugar bags that weigh more than her? The fact that she is as classy as an off-off-off-OFF the strip Vegas whore? Whatevs!

Fact: My first grader came home last Friday and presented me with two items - A flag she made at school and insisted we post on the fridge, and a drawing of a bunch of crosses with a big American Flag flying protectively over them. She then said: "Memorial Day is for remembering those who died to protect us. We are really lucky to live in American aren't we Mommy?"

Nicole Richie needs to be punched in her face, twice on Memorial Day for the rest of her life.

Oh, and she's a huge fata**.

 
 

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