One More Reason To Love Johnny Depp - Page 2

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: December 16, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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Wow, that last one is surprising. And Jack Nicholson? Hmmm...well good for him!

And who sucks rotten eggs for being poor sports when it comes to signing autographs?

1. Will Ferrell 2. Tobey Maguire 3. Joaquin Phoenix 4. William Shatner 5. Renee Zellweger 6. John Malkovich 7. Julie Andrews 8. Bruce Willis 9. Teri Hatcher 10. Scarlett Johansson.

Weird, Will Ferrell is the worst? I mean sure, I can see William Shatner being a dick, and definitely John Malkovich, and certainly Teri Snatcher. But what climbed up Renee Zellweger, Julie Andrews and Bruce Willis' asses? And honestly, Joaquin's probably too drunk to realize he's being asked for an autograph and Tobey Maguire's just a weirdo. Scarlett? Who the hell knows what her problem is. Trying to avoid stalkers most likely. The magazine did caution us however, "keep in mind that even the best signers don't sign sometimes, the worst sometimes do, and that just because they're on the worst list doesn't mean they're bad people."

I don't know, I am pretty sure that John Malkovich is a bad person.

 
 

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