Oscar De La Hoya May Or May Not Like Frilly Things
 
We've been waiting for conclusive word on the whole "Oscar The Drag Queen" (sounds like a very special Sesame Street episode) controversy, and it seems we might never get to the bottom of it.
Fortunately, ETonline is on the case and has obtained high res versions of the alleged photos featuring boxing champ De La Hoya in racy outfits, appearing with an "adult entertainer." ETonline contacted forensic photo expert, Jeff Sedlik, and here are his findings:
"Now that ET has provided me with access to high resolution images, I have been able to more carefully analyze the images," says Sedlik. "In this instance, I can't find any conclusive evidence that they have or have not been retouched, but if they were retouched, this was done by a skilled professional. Retouching and head swapping is a pervasive practice, in everything from car ads, to movie posters, and even in wedding photos. Photography these days is a house of mirrors. You can do anything. It is Alice in Wonderland, and we're in the rabbit hole."
ET is also promoting an exclusive "one and only" interview with the boxing champ set to air today on the show. Mr. De La Hoya has consistently denied the photos are real. It's pretty doubtful he will change his tune. Deny, deny and deny some more I say.
So there you have it. We are no closer to finding the truth than we were, and I will not rest until we know for sure that Oscar De La Hoya enjoys the feel of silky garments gently caressing his most sensitive of regions. I mean really, can't a grown man enjoy pretty, frilly things every once in a while. What's the big deal?
In my opinion, the photos are real. The whole story smells of conspiracy. First of all, why would they pick Oscar De La Hoya out of all people? Second of all, the number of pics and the whole tone and situation seem right. Relatively famous guy likes company of strippers, enjoys dressing up and getting in touch with his feminine side. Has no one ever heard of J. Edgar Hoover?
Also, why did this woman come forward and then suddenly start to recant her story. Coverup much.
It doesn't really matter, its not like Oscar can't still punch me in the face. Pink undies or not.
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