P. Diddy's OPP Slapdown
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Sean "Puffy P. Diddy" Combs gets what he wants, when he wants it. Including some other dude's chick.Â
A real estate agent named Gerard Rechnitzer filed a complaint against Combs for allegedly punching him in the face. According to various reports, Mr. Rechnitzer and his girlfriend were leaving the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Sunday at around 2:30am, when he stopped off to use the restroom. Upon exiting, he noticed a group of men circled around his girlfriend, with Mr. Combs pressing her to come join them for an after-hours Oscar's party. The hotel is directly across from the Kodiak Theatre where the Oscars were held the same night.
Mr. Rechnitzer claims he observed this "chatting up" of his girlfriend for a few minutes (WTF? pansy!) when he finally interrupted and urged his girlfriend to leave with him. Here's where it gets fuzzy. Either Diddy was telling Rechnitzer to piss off and get lost, or the girlfriend was reluctant to walk away from such a stellar opportunity to hang out with some high end thugs - whichever the case - Mr. Rechnitzer stated he was punched in the face so hard he "flew back five feet."Â
Alright, some things don't add up here. First of all, if this woman was really his girlfriend and she allowed herself to be surrounded by an entourage of Diddy and his posse, then she is a straight up ho. I would have Emma Peeled their asses and hit them with my purse and taken a head count, all while filing my nails and checking my profile. Why? Because I am secret government agent who models on the side.Â
Second of all, Diddy is a rapper. Not an intimidating gansta rapper, but a lamesta rapper. He dines on champagne and caviar, not crack and rusty nails. It's not like he's got fists of steel or something.  If he hit a man and knocked him back five feet, then that man was made of lucky charms and marshmallows. In which case, he deserved to be punched and have his girlfriend leave with the likes of Diddy. Â
That said, Diddy's a punk. Any real man would have beat Diddy's ass down, and my man, he would have rolled up on his flaming Harley, head bathed in fire and blown all their asses away.  Yeah, he's hot!!Â
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