Paris Hilton Reports To Jail Early, No Cellmate, Will Serve Sentence Alone
Last night around 10:30 pm, Paris Hilton was making her way to the Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin serving her jail sentence of 23 days. Hilton turned herself in shortly after appearing at the MTV Music Awards, briefly visiting her parents and bidding farewell to her freedom for the next three weeks and two days.
Paris had been set to spend her time with a pre-screened inmate, but now word is that she will be in solitary confinement in her cell for 23 hours of her day, with 1 hour to spend showering, watching tv or using the phone. Perhaps Paris will use this spare time to read a book, knit a blanket for the poor, work on her fitness or write her jailhouse memoirs. Whatever the case, it seems that while Paris is doing her time for committing a crime, she is getting the same "special" treatment inside the big house that she's used to getting outside.
Further proof that being a gizz-swilling-cokehead-celebutard is a free ticket to coolsville no matter what kind of effed up things you do. Schweet! I'm not trying to be all harsh on Paris' mellow, but give me a friggin break. Her statement to the media says:
"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."
What exactly is she scared of? Being bored? Eating crappy food? Losing her tan? Missing some parties? Continued on the next page
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