Paris Hilton Wants To Be Impregnated By Next Year
Well, we know she's had a lot of practice, so the end result shouldn't be all that hard for the heiress/ex-con/celebutard to achieve. All she has to remember is to tell the doctor she's in for a checkup, rather than her routine removal service. Wow, that was mean even for me. Too bad it's true.
Yes, according to an interview in the Elle (UK), Paris is ready to spawn. Here's the quote from the saucy tartlet:
"I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."
Another source close to Hilton had this to say about her desire to birth:
"Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' "
So Paris has equated motherhood with growing up? Who can blame her, look what wonders it's done for Britney Spears. Clearly, Paris is just jealous about all the attention and special treatment that Nicole Richie has gotten since announcing that she was too stupid to use birth control.
These dumbasses make me want to vomit. Cripes, you just know it's only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan's gonna be popping out some crackheaded kids from her infected womb. Don't get me wrong, procreation is a fabulous thing, but not for people with raging cases of herpetitis who treat sex like its some kind of cure-all for the itching and burning that's slowly eating their vaginas away.
I'm not sure what planet these hos have been living on, but there are some things that don't mix with parenting, like say: coke, heroin, cigarettes, alcohol, crack and infected wangs. That's just to name a few, and sadly, "a few" is not a term that one could use in reference to the number of sperm donors, lines of coke and orgies any of these "ladies" have dabbled in.
Motherhood doesn't make you grown up, it just makes you fat and irritable. If these chicks could just be patient, eventually menopause will do the same thing and they wouldn't have to change one diaper!
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