Ralph Fiennes Will Have Sex With Anyone
Actor Ralph Fiennes proves that even famous people aren't always discriminating or smart.Â
Fiennes 44, was aboard a Qantas flight from Darwin, Australia, to Mumbai, India, on January 24, when he engaged in unprotected sex with flight attendant Lisa Roberston, and then again at his hotel in Mumbai. Ironically, Fiennes was on his way to India to give a talk about HIV and the importance of practicing safe sex.Â
And when I say ironic, what I mean is, Ralph Fiennes screws strangers without covering his jimmy and then talks down to third world countries because he thinks he's a fucking wizard or something. Douche-bag!
There were some conflicting reports on who was the aggressor in this liaison, but considering he's Ralph Fiennes and she's a waitress in the sky, does it really matter? Ms. Robertson, a former undercover police officer, initially denied the encounter, despite witnesses observing the two enter an in-flight lavatory. Ms. Robertson has since been terminated from Qantas. In statements to the press Ms. Robertson had this to say about her encounter with Fiennes
"At first I denied it because I was desperate to keep my job and I didn't want to hurt Ralph. I know some people will think it's disgusting and I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour - but I don't regret it."
Ms. Robertson has since said the encounter was worth losing her job over.
"Ralph was a great lover and I thought if I was going to get the sack, it would be worth it. I knew it was against the rules and wrong but I didn't care."
After the salacious story broke, Ms. Robertson's dad went on record regarding his thoughts about his daughter's co-workers informing Qantas officials of the misconduct:
"[They're]probably ugly as a hatful of arseholes and were just jealous."
Being as ugly as a hatful of arseholes is something Mr. Robertson should be familiar with, as his daughter is one sombrero-full of arse-fug. Continued on the next page
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