Sienna Miller Squirts Pee On Photographers, Sticks Big Fat Foot In It - Page 3
"I play these games to make it more amusing, like I'm Lara Croft or something. So I find myself ducking behind cars and I've got my girlfriends and we once filled a supersquirter with pee and squirted it at them."
She's like a delicate flower or something. All pristine and pure. Don't you want to just shower her with daisy petals? And bricks. Loads of bricks.
And in a final explosion of orgasmic asskissing, they discuss her future roles and what she's doing now that Factory Girl is done, besides aggravating the hell out of me:
She talks about her immediate goals - to make lots of small, challenging independent movies that she believes in. If she were just courting fame, as others have suggested, she says, she'd be looking at mega-bucks mainstream movies. In fact, she has just completed Stardust, a small-scale British fantasy film, and Interview, with Steve Buscemi acting and directing - an arthouse two-hander. In it, she plays a dumb blonde who turns out not to be so dumb after all.
Oh wow, that guy is some kind of clever phrase-turner. I get it, she's blonde and seemingly stupid, but not really.  And he's brilliant and seeminging objective, but not really. I got that too.Â
Men, they're so easy.
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