Spencer Pratt Ain't Gettin' Any - Page 2
"I'm not even kidding, my wife – OK, I'm gonna get crass here – but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby," he says. "That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts."
Hidden Fear
Behind his abstinence is his fear that Montag might go off her birth control without telling him, he says.
"She's not the kind of person who would lie – she would just walk away and not answer the question," he says. "So yes, I'm very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently."
Pratt, who hints that he'd like to go on a double-date with President Barack and Michelle Obama to "share the spotlight," and bashes frequent Speidi mocker Joel McHale, host of The Soup, as "a struggling wannabe actor just clowning on reality stars," also gets in a dig at Lauren Conrad – whom he claims quit the MTV reality show only as a ruse to get more money.
"She quit The Hills because Speidi was getting more famous than her. So she quit thinking the show would end, but she was wrong. Her ego ruined her life and her career," he says. "I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work."
Pratt says he wants to go on a double date with Obama? *laughs holding sides*
Gee, what would that conversation be like over dinner? Would love to be a fly on the wall during that outing.
Maybe the double date would go something like this....
Obama: "So Spencer, why are you famous again? And why did I agree to this double date?" (as Michelle ducks into the bathroom for the 3rd time since they sat down to dinner, to avoid talking to Heidi.
Spencer answers Obama: "Uh... excuse me? I was on I Am A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here dude!"
Heidi corrects Spencer and says, "WE were on the show".
Obama says, "is that the show that you two left early and Heidi was crying all the time?"
Heidi interupts and starts to cry and whine... "Yeah but... they were SO unfair! And there was icky bugs and stuff. And I was the only awesome person on the whole show! And if it wasn't for Jesus, I would have left even earlier than holding out for those four torturing days. Thank God Baldwn baptized me on show"
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