Spencer Pratt Ain't Gettin' Any - Page 3
Spencer chimes in "ahem! WE we the most awesome people on that show. We totally ruled dude."
Spencer then asks Obama, "Well then, how about The Hills? Have you seen how awesome we were on The Hills?"
Obama, annoyed, realizing what losers they are....looks at his watch and says, "NO".
Michelle comes back to the table and Obama gives the hint to Michelle for them to leave by shifting his eyes back and forth towards the door.
Spencer says, "you never heard of the Hills? Dude! that's like SO impossible."
Obama stands up and says, "well we really should be going, I have an important meeting tomorrow"
Spencer says, "ok cool man, you must be really busy with all the President dude stuff and all. Maybe we can do this again some time"The Obamas pretend not to hear Spencer as they hurry out the door.
Spencer proudly sits back and says "Man, they totally loved us."
And Heidi says, "Totally"
Spencer grabs Heidi's leg, winks and says, "come on.... let's get out of here and do some serious dry humping. Which I am totally rad at."
Heidi says "Totally".
End scene.
*Sigh*
I digress...
So back to not having sex and their dwindling careers....
Spencer and Heidi can always live off Heidi's line of whore bag clothes called Heidiwood. (if they are still selling that is) I find the name Heidiwood for her fashion line totally ironic now.
Maybe they should change the title to "Speidi-Blue-Balls" and feature bedazzled chastity belts. Awesome!
Word of advice Speidi... Save your money dudes. I think your future careers will involve Heidi eventually doing a commercial for tampons. And down the line you both may be asking if people want paper or plastic.
Or perhaps you two can do a Christian public service video on abstinence? I can just imagine what it would sound like....
Spencer would say, "Just don't do it dudes, you end up with babies and junk"
And then Heidi would say, "Besides sex can be SO icky! Yuck!"
I say if you want some really big bucks there's always the all mighty sex tape leak that you two can fall back on. A comedy sex video that is. *snicker*
Oh wait....that's right... you ain't gettin' any.
Speidi Off To Dry Hump Like....Ummm, Errr...Rabbits?
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