Spencer Pratt Most Aptly Named Pseudo-Celeb

Author: Dawn Olsen
Published: October 17, 2007 at 8:10 am
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Do you watch The Hills? No. Lucky you, because that means you haven't been subjected to the idiocy of Spencer and Heidi. I have caught it a couple of times out of curiosity, plus I watched a few episodes of Laguna Beach. These reality shows are the first sign of the apocalypse, btw. If you want to know the story of this punk Spencer Pratt and his dimwitted gal Heidi Montag, google The Hills.

There's an ironic justice when a person's name also reflect their personality. For example, I went to school with a guy named Michael Asface, and to be honest, he was an assface. I also worked with a woman name Wanda Hore, she was a W. Hore. So to discover that a guy named Spencer Pratt, is in fact a prat, goes to show you that naturally occurring irony is a sign from a higher being.

Oh, and for those unaware of what a prat is, well it's a ass, an idiot. From Encarta:

prat, noun

1. U.K. fool: somebody regarded as unintelligent ( slang insult )

2. bottom: the buttocks ( slang )

Spencer, the divine universe HATES YOU. So does most everyone else on the planet. For an extra dose of a-hole from this turd, read this riveting interview. Though I warn you, you will hate yourself for the time wasted and for breaking your hand after punching your screen.

 
 

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Article Author: Dawn Olsen

A veteran blogger since 2002, Dawn has written for many different blog incarnations ranging from parenting, politics, popular culture, music and everything in between. Her writing can be found Blogcritics.org and her celebrity blog, Glosslip.com. }

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