Sperm Bank Claims They Have Celebrity Look Alike Donors - Page 3

Author: Tech Team
Published: October 16, 2009 at 11:17 am

I can see it now...
Mothers with their kids are at the playground and one mother says to another,
"wow your little boy really looks like Leonardo DiCaprio! Any relation?"

The proud Mom says, "Well no, it was donor #09756-QL5, we were really big fans of the movie Titanic, so that's why we went with him".

I guess if there is one guy who is a real dead ringer of a handsome celebrity, he will be in big demand and asked to come back quite often. There can be a panic at Cryobank if they run out! What happens then?

It may go something like this:

"OMG! We are fresh out of the Ryan Reynolds look alike! Get 9087-K490L on the phone stat! Tell him we have some new vids and magazines! Yeah I know he has been in twice a day for the past month and he's a bit tender... Chain him down again if you have to, until he puts out. We are in the baby making business people!"

MORE???

I guess in the long run it can become quite a lucrative and fun "job" if you are a celebrity look alike donor. What guy wouldn't want this gig? At $50- $75 a pop, I am surprised that there is a job shortage for men in the US! Hell, they ain't getting paid for doing it at home!

Tough luck for all you donors out there who look like Gary Busey (sorry Gary) or OJ Simpson. (not sorry OJ)

I imagine their "stuff" wouldn't have too many takers and is probably passed up for the gloopus of a more hunkier looking celebrity look alike.

But things may not work out exactly the way you have planned. Even though you picked out your favorite celeb look alike, don't forget there is a 50/50 chance that your child may be a girl and you may end up with a pretty scary looking child! And I am more than sure that Cryobank does not issue refunds for fuglies.

Very Scary Indeed!

I bet some clients just won't really care if the donor they picked has only two brain cells....
Just as long as their celebrity knock off looks good in a tux!