The Hollywood Hookup: Where The Stars Find Their Perfect Mate - Page 2
Naomi Campbell and Mike Tyson - If ever two people belonged together, it's these two. Can you imagine the sparks in the bedroom? It would include Blackberries, cellphones, missing ears and stolen jeans. I think Naomi would kick his ass, bitch is hardcore! And way more of a man than he is.
Cameron Diaz and Michael Jackson - They both have faces like a monster. Plus we know she likes soulful white singers. And let's face Michael isn't in to black women, or women, or even men, or even people over the age of ten who aren't boys. In some ways, this is a match made in heaven. And their children? Fugly little mixed raced children. Half alien, half human.
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest - Like the little boy who pulls the pigtails of the little red-headed girl on the playground, these two need to just accept their love for each other and embrace. Everyone can see the chemistry, and as Simon said "Come out" already. Life's too short to deny your love.
And of course the most obvious love connection of them all:
Clay Aiken and Elton John - A young queen and an old queen. They can make sweet music together. Sure millions of overweight housewives will be disappointed, but is it fair to interfere with destiny's course?Â
And there you have it. And if you think this was an easy excercise, I challenge you to see if you could possibly do better in finding love in all the wrong places in the land of make believe.
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