The World Reacts To Paris Hilton's Jail Sentence - Page 2
"I was playing bridge once with two white girls—these were hardcore white girls. They didn't fuck around—and one of them goes: 'Heidi, it doesn't matter how big they are, you hit them hard and first and as fast as you can.' And that night, I had a nightmare that I killed someone with a shovel. But that was the advice I got. Paris, though, she's a likable girl. She'll have no problem at all."
And so there you have it. One of those rare moments in pop culture history where we all come together for a common purpose - to celebrate the downfall of an icon. An icon of gluttony, who will now be forced on some level to reconnect with the world she infects, er, affects with her slavish commitment to mediocrity -- and her pointless pursuit of fame for fame's sake.
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