Tom And Katie: Every Picture Tells A Story Don't It
I am no body language expert, but when has not being an "expert" stopped me from giving my opinion? Exactly.
First of all, that outfit that Katie is wearing looks like she stole it from my aunt. My aunt who's like 80, but tries to dress like she's 60, only to up looking like she's 200. So, needless to say, I am not digging that look. That said, she looks hot as Hades compared to Tom, who's sporting the cheesiest butterfly collar and a Daddy Warbucks suit. Also, do these two sleep in his' and her's coffins? Because Tom's skin looks clammy and dare I say — untouched by the light of day, and Katie's eyes look dead and soulless.
Based on recent reports, Katie and Tom are having some marital dischord related to Tom's over-controlling ways. There are rumors that Katie's been calling her pal Posh for late night crying and whining chats about Tom, and spending up to FOUR hours on the phone with the former Spice girl turned professional shopper. There's further speculation that Tom won't give Katie time away for herself, tells her what projects to work on, and even worse,  rumors that he called their friends, the Beckhams, 18 times in one hour about joining the Church of Scientology. WTF? That is really annoying.Â
The phone should NOT be used as a weapon.Â
When those damned disabled people call trying to sell me a box of lightbulbs for $40 a box I tell them "Why would I buy a lightbulb from a friggin disabled person? What do you think I am blind? You a-holes." and then I swear at them some more and scream loudly in the phone "you suck" and hang-up. Â
I suggest Posh and Becks do the same thing, just replace lightbulb with "Xenu" and disabled person with "crazy midget," then add a "keep your hands off our bloody money you filthy buggers" and perhaps a "Your mother is whore!" Message sent, loud and clear.
One final note: the fact that Tom is allowing Katie to TOWER over him in these photos making him look most unmanly, it's obvious these two read the tabloids. The photos were from last at the Mentor LA's Gala honoring Tom, and you just know that Tom told Katie "I'll tell you what Katie, you can wear your high heels tonight, but as soon as we get home it's back on the mothership for your ass, you insubordinate little ingrate."  And you just know that Katie likes that master and servant thing. HOT!
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What do you think he's whispering in her ear?
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