TomKat Hit the Great Outdoors - Page 2
Was Katie's childhood normal? I guess growing up on the "Creek" can be considered normal in comparison to the Scientology Purification rundowns, e-meter auditing, the now confirmed alien stories (thank you Tommy Davis!) and the brainwashing that she lives with now.
Katie also has shared her love for camping by stating, "We love the outdoors. Once when we were camping Tom made his pasta carbonara for me."
Pasta carbonara? That must be some of the "roughing" they are talking about. Back in the day, when I went camping, it was always hot dogs, Dinty Moore stew and roasted marshmallows. What was I thinking?
I can just see it now. The "three" of them, all cozy around the camp fire singing "John Jacob Xenu Heimer Schmidt" and "99 Body Thetans on the Wall" while eating niacin and oil smores. Then that wacky Tom will put a flashlight under his chin and scare little Suri with tales of how LRH traveled the globe and hiding out in his old spooky trailer from all the SP's and creepy wogs until he dropped his body for the good of all Scientology. Good times, good times.
Of course, the crack security team will be hiding in the bushes with night goggles waiting to pounce on anything that moves. Like maybe an ALIEN!!
Hey Tom, pass the old e-meter..... it's my turn next! Ahhh the great outdoors, KOA is in for a BIG surprise!
(Posted by Glosslip contributor "Queen")
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