Two Twits Tie The Knot - Pratt and Montag Make It Legal
Some days I love my job. Writing about celebs can be a lot of fun, but then there are days when I just have to go WTF? Today is one of those days. Why? Because I have to write about two dimwitted knucklehead McSpazatrons, that's why.
By now you've probably guessed I am talking about Spencer Prattle on and on, and Heidi Montag, the two biggest fame whores on the planet. And that's not hyperbole, seriously, there is NOTHING these two won't do for some attention. I've seen sugar-addled toddlers on Halloween with more self-control than Speidi.
So, apparently, The Hills rejects Spencer and Heidi got married again for the umpteenth time and managed to get the tabloids to pay money for their nuptial pics. The irony is not lost on me that I am being a complete hypocrite for writing about these two, but in all fairness, I didn't start it. Plus, it's a slow celeb news day. So without further frivolities, here's the two dumb-dumbs in their Big Day duds and some commentary from Us Magazine (enbablers!):
Heidi's mom shared a moment with her daughter before her big day. "I'm just so happy they found each other," she told Us. "I feel like I've passed on the job of taking care of Heidi to him, and it's a big job! He's the only other person alive who could do it."
Apparently, Heidi's mom Darlene, has had a change of heart, because here's what Heidi's mom said about Spencer back in December when the two "supposedly" got hitched in Mexico:
"He's manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi," Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew off Thanksgiving with her family to stay with Pratt in Cabo San Lucas., the site of her Nov. 20 elopement. "I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged." Continued on the next pagePage 1 2
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