Two Twits Tie The Knot - Pratt and Montag Make It Legal - Page 2
"Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastated about that than the marriage, because I'm confident the marriage won't work out."
Oh how the worm has turned, or been paid off. Whatever, everyone knows these two are just paid Us Magazine sponsors doing what two insane people must do to pay the rent. Oh, and frenemy Lauren Conrad showed up to attend to her contractual obligations. Doesn't she look thrilled to be there? Don't worry, she was paid to look disaffected. Pardon my skepticism, I had a bowl of Grumpy-O's for breakfast.
If Spencer and Heidi weren't so over-the-top annoying, it'd be like some kind of brilliant performance art, with them playing the public and the public going along for the ride. But then Heidi had to go and make music and that's where I draw the line. An affront to my common sense is one thing, but an affront to my ears? HELLS TO THE NO! So if I must suffer, so must you. Here's her new "song" title Sex Ed, a wedding gift for her fake hubby. If I were Spencer, I might be a bit insulted being given a song called Sex Ed. Then again, if I were Spencer I'd have driven myself off a cliff by now.
*Burp*
Sorry, coffee just barfed up in my mouth. Now, please excuse me while I go take a shower and try and clean the dirty off of me.
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