Verne Troyer, A Tiny Man With Big Troubles
Verne Troyer, aka Mini Me of Austin Powers movie fame, has just been slapped with a temporary restraining order from model Yvette Monet. We will get to that later.
I don't know much about Verne Troyer.
With the exception of his performance as Mini Me (which I really enjoyed), and his previous appearance on the Surreal Life reality show... I just didn't know anything more about him.
His appearance on Surreal Life gave me a tiny (no pun intended) look into Verne's true personality, which kind of disappointed me. From his drunken naked romp on his scooter and peeing on the floor, to the very strange noises he was making after "Peter Brady" aka Christopher Knight carried Verne back to Verne's room and had to put him back in his bed. That scene is forever etched in my brain. Ewww. I also found Verne kind of bratty.
So I did a little digging on Verne, and became even more dissapointed. I was a little shocked to find there had been a sex tape leaked involving Verne and former girlfriend, Ranae Shrider last year. (Verne is suing TMZ for twenty million for showing the tape)
Then there was the love triangle between Verne, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna,(Jackass fame) with Dominique Arganese. I guess some gals love the tiny ones.
Of course there was also Verne's previous marriage to former Playboy centerfold Genevieve Gallen back in 2004, which lasted all of an entire month. Verne and Genevieve met at a New Years party at Heff's Playboy mansion in LA.
Genevieve, Verne and Heff
Genevieve had quite a bit to say (way too much) about her crazy month with Verne. She talked about them getting their sexy on ten times a day and some "sessions" lasting for up to 45 mins a pop. (Sting still has him beat) She also said they did role playing, and wore costumes. Thanks SO much for that vision Genevieve.
Ok well fine. Nothing earth shattering there, except for the number of times he was able to perform. Which would put most men to shame, and make most women run and hide.
Just because Verne is only 2' 8" tall, didn't mean he couldn't get his freak on with Genevieve who is 5" 6". But I know what all of you are thinking... how did they do it? And er.... does Verne tuck it in his sock? Right? Don't lie!
Well thanks to Genevieve, she let everyone know by stating this about Verne's package (or lack there of) and how their love making was achieved:
"We had to be creative - but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work.” Continued on the next page
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