Victoria Beckham Is Officially The Worst Dressed Woman of 2007, According To Mr. Blackwell

Author: Kaye
Published: January 08, 2008 at 10:25 pm
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poshblack.jpg  Who?  Oh yeah, that one guy who tells us who dressed horribly the year before.   Anyway, he has decided that Mad Posh, also known as Victoria Beckham, was his official Worst Dressed Celebrity of 2007:

The fashion maven's 48th Annual Worst Dressed Women List, released Tuesday, placed the Spice Girl at number one, a dishonor that was accompanied by this biting remark: "In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em."
I could have told you that without a press conference.  Glad nobody's releasing a Worst Pun Used To Describe A Fashionista list. I have to say, I agree with him.  Rarely have I seen a woman with so much potential to be a beautiful style icon, screw it up so badly on such a consistent basis.  I'd also like to see her favorite fashion accessory, David, on some sort of a list as well.  I'm sorry, but you can just tell these two fight for space in front of the mirror.  Your man shouldn't look more stylish and put together than you do. poshsandwich.jpg Noticeably absent from the list is Britney Spears, because he believes that she needs to get her life in order before he picks on her bad clothing choices.  Well, at least he has a heart. But I have to agree with the other women on his list as well.  They are, in order: 
  1. Victoria Beckham
  2. Amy Winehouse
  3. Mary-Kate Olsen
  4. Fergie
  5. Kelly Clarkson
  6. Eva Green
  7. Avril Lavigne
  8. Jessica Simpson
  9. Lindsay Lohan
  10. Alison Arngrim
WAIT a second...Alison Arngrim?  Nellie Oleson from Little House On The Prairie?  Uh oh...Mr. Blackwell's skinny behind is in for it now.  Crazazy bizzle will kick some gay boo-tay for putting her on this list.  I hope he has a well-dressed security guard, because don't nobody diss Nellie without some hair getting pulled out. Now THAT'S may-jah.

 
 

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