Victoria Beckham's Secret - And Those Other Victoria Secret Gals
She's a crazy bitch, that's the secret. Then again, that's hardly a secret to any sentient being who still participates in the facade we call the human race. Sorry for the rancor people, just growing weary of our continued neglect of the famous fallen who clearly are in desperate need of psychiatric evaluation, yet are still allowed the freedom to harm themselves, others and their loved ones. Can't Congress do something about Britney and Amy?
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the Victoria Secret's Superfantastico Glittery Extravaganza on Ice show which took place last night featuring such talented folks as Seal and his lovely wife Heidi Klum (they really are a strange couple), The Spice Girls (they're really weird too) and Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas filled in for the grief-stricken Kanye West who was set to open the show at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood.
Many a star was in attendance including, Eva Longoria Parker, Hayden Panettiere, Michael Vartan, Ryan Seacrest, Neil Patrick Harris, Gary Dourdan, Dean Cain, Ana Ortiz, Jeremy Piven and Rebecca DeMornay. According to USA today, actor Michael Vartan was NOT their to see the Spice Girls, contrary to popular belief.
Asked about the Spice Girls reuniting, Vartan said "I couldn't care less." He didn't even know they'd be performing at the show
Strange....that's the EXACT same thought I had when I heard they were reuniting. Not so strange was Vartan's real reason for attending the event.
Vartan made it clear why he was there — to see the Angels. But Vartan let it be known, "I don't believe in lingerie one bit."
Right with you man, flannel jammies are it. Anything good enough for Jesus is good enough for me.
But what about those Spice Girls. Check them out. More importantly, check out Posh Beckham on the end. Is that the face of PMS of what? Victoria looks like she just found out Ginger Spice weighs less than she does, and she's mentally scheduling a colonic to fix that problem.
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