What Nicole Richie Has Over Her Peers, Besides A Protruding Abdomen - Page 2
Then of course there's Paris Hilton and her whole "in and out" of jail bullshit. Hilton and her camp had the entire nation gripped in some kind retarded drama regarding her fate, as if the free-world's security were dependent on her being released from jail before her weave became knotted and her manicure mussed. Paris, who has probably spent a small fortune on trying to revamp her image, need have done only ONE thing: accept her fate as it was handed to her. Had she done her time without complaint and kept her mouth shut — even Paris could have become a hero. Well, at least as far as wonky-eyed, narcissistic disease carriers go.
Then of course there's Britney Spears. You have to ask yourself is it really fair to pick on someone with special needs? I suppose when they are parading themselves around like some sort of role model for young girls, it's ok to criticize. Granted, Britney hasn't been "caught" by the establishment (yet!) , but that's simply because she is too stupid to be left to her own devices and is surrounded by minders and bodyguards much of the time. It would seem though, with the looming child custody hearings she's about to be embroiled in, it is only a matter of time before the depth of her depravity and reckless behavior come to light.
Here's the bottom line. Celebrities don't have to live by the same standards as us regular folks. Our expectations on their behavior are really low. As long as they don't rape babies, stab puppies and take dumps on the homeless, they can pretty much do whatever they please. But, geez when you DO get caught being a f*ck up, do us a favor and just admit you eff-ed up. We'll forgive you, because we're lame like that.
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