"What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town."
YES! I want to marry this man and have his children.
LAPD Chief William Bratton thinks the new so-called Britney's Law proposed by councilman Dennis Zine is a bucket of hooey, points out that there are already laws in place to deal with overzealous paparazzi, and thinks she and her celebutard friends should, oh, I don't know, STAY HOME:
What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don't need additional laws.... I've got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there....
Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.
It's pure genius. I can't possibly add anything to it. So simple, so pure, so fully packed.
Give this man a Breath Of Fresh Air Award, and while I'm at it...
PWNED!
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