When Is Paris Hilton Going To Grow Up Already?
Paris Hilton decided to celebrate her birthday this past weekend in the only way she knows how...dressed as a hooker and letting it all hang out:
The night began at the Pussycat Lounge where Paris, clad in black lingerie-inspired Pussycat attire, took the stage to introduce the Dolls. Our favorite socialite party gal sauntered around the joint, enjoyed the girls' performance and was presented with a birthday cake.For Part Two of Paris' birthday spectacular, the revelers, including sis Nicky, moved on to Pure — but not before a change of outfit, of course! As we were saying, everyone moved on to Pure, where they spent the rest of the night living it up, dancing and toasting — celebrating Paris being Paris in all her glory.
Oh snap. Can we give it a rest? The woman just turned 27 years old, and she's still out shaking it like a dog in heat (and she should know).
I mean, I'm not against having a good time every once in a while. And I'm not anti-birthday-party, nor am I some sort of prude. But come on...Paris is a lot closer to 30 than she is to 18, and while I'm not suggesting that she go out and stock up on shapeless sweatpants, Naturalizers, and granny panties, and I'm not suggesting that 27 is the beginning of orthopedic stockings and old age homes (I'm over a decade older and I still feel like a teenager inside), there comes a time when things like this just look desperate and cheap. "Celebrating Paris being Paris"? What is that? Celebrating being a bad animal parent, celebrating STD's, celebrating that her family is turning out more winners than the Hogans...what exactly are we celebrating?
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