Will You Be Paris Hilton's Friend? Oh Wait, She's Got A Boyfriend, Never Mind
Lots of Paris Hilton news, so let's get caught up. First of all, she's on the prowl to find a new friend...you know, someone she considers fat or ugly so she can stand beside them and look hot:
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."The untitled project – expected to be picked up by either MTV or VH1 – will be her second foray in reality television. Hilton's The Simple Life, costarring pal Nicole Richie, aired from 2003 to 2007.
The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us.
So much material, so little writing space to appropriately fit it all in. First, I'm sure she's totally going to find someone "new" and "cool" who is completely trustworthy by using a reality TV show. Because, you know, people are so totally honest and real when they go on reality TV. They never do anything like make stuff up or lie about themselves. And I'm not sure there is a side of Paris we haven't seen, thanks to Rick Salomon and her own pantyless escapades.
Plus, all you Paris-wannabees, how pathetic is it that she has to use a reality TV show to find herself a new friend? Oh wait...it's not about friendship, it's about money. Forgot myself for a moment there.
Next, she has looked a bit closer to home to try and find luck in the romance department:
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are officially a thing, meaning if all goes well, Paris and Nicole Richie could be ... sister-in-laws. And you thought the Manson family was scary. [...] Continued on the next pagePage 1 2
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