Will You Be Paris Hilton's Friend? Oh Wait, She's Got A Boyfriend, Never Mind - Page 2
Sources close to the situation tell TMZ, "They are dating for sure," and that they actually met a while back but were in other relationships at the time. "It was all about the timing," we're told.
Apparently Paris and What's-His-Name (hereafter to be known as "The Nottie and the Nottie") were spotted at Home Nightclub in St. Louis danc--wait, St. Louis? Missouri? Paris knows where that is?
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The last time I checked, once Paris gets a man in her life the girlfriend thing goes out the window. Hope any of the potential Paris beeffeffs don't plan on getting too chummy.
And animal-hoarding Paris was spotted out at a controversial pet store. Yes, Pets of Bel Air, the pet place linked to a puppy mill and supplier to people like Paris and Britney Spears and Denise "Thumbody's tampered wit da bawwwwwwwmb" Richards and Robin Williams (what? Yep), was graced with the presence of Nottie and Nottie on Monday. Like Paris needs any more pets. What she needs to do is get rid of most of the ones she already has...you know, the ones she's never home to take care of and that she let breed irresponsibly.
Okay, my fingers are officially revolting against writing anything else about her, so I'd better stop before they jump off my hands and run aw
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