Woah, Flashbulb Guy...Got Any Eyedrops?
So here is Britney Spears the other night, going to a tanning salon at some ungodly hour of the night. Because, sometimes, you just gotta tan. Skin won't prematurely age by itself, you know.
(Wait...does she have the kids this week? I'd hate to think they were all alone.)
Anyway, she is, as usual, being followed by a horde of paparazzi. Tons of flashbulbs going off all around her, lighting up her face and the surrounding five-block area. Yet, check out those wide-open pupils. Not even her crayon-colored contact lenses can hide them.
Hey, I'm just sayin'.
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