11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos Will Bring the Nightmares
Above is an X-rated (seriously this is NSFW) promotion for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos, or, as I like to call it the 11th Annual Gathering of Wiggers, Wangsters and Knuckleheads. I discovered this artistic ode to stupidity at the always delightful Dlisted.com (who can expect my therapist bill in the mail) and felt it needed to be shared for its sheer comedy and audacity.
Apparently, this is some kind of Rapapalooza featuring the musical stylings from every facet of rap. Sponsored by something called Pyschopathic Records, the three-day weirdo-fest includes, but is not limited to, the always fun and cheerful Insane Clown Posse, Twisted, Coolio, Lil' Kim, Naughty By Nature, Method Man and inexplicably, Gallagher and Tila Tequila will also be there.
Just to be all-inclusive, the Juggalo Gathering invited every rapper who's ever been in jail, convicted of skull-raping, dog-fighting, mother-raping, father-raping, wearing scary clown makeup, failed 3rd grade more than once and is otherwise a complete degenerate in all ways possible. It's like that.
The promotional geniuses who put this 17+ minutes of awesomeness together should be commended. Where else can you go to develop a severe phobia of clowns AND make friends. Dubbed as the NATION'S ONLY TRULY UNDERGROUND MUSIC FESTIVAL...WITH NO CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP (no sh*t, who wants that kind of liability??) the Juggalo Gathering, which will take place in Rock-In-Cave, Illinois (in case you want to flee the area) will feature over 100 rap and rock groups, comedians, sideshows, contests, games, seminars, signings, parties AND WRESTLING - how can you miss this? Hell, you might even get laid. Fukin' Awesome!
This is the concert for the ages (and the morally depraved). And since I thought this was an SNL parody, here you go:
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