Big Brother Kicks Off Another Summer of Twists
So we’ve begun a new season of Big Brother, and as the voice told me on Thursday, “It’s going to be the most challenging summer ever!” Let’s get it on!
This season’s twist? There is a saboteur, which means that three days a week I have to type saboteur. So let's meet the guests and pick our horses. In their own words from initial intros...and then in my words.
Andrew: Won’t compromise his Judaism… and therefore won’t win.
Britney: Has a big city game… and one big country eye. She will be BritnEye all season.
Hayden: He won’t lie, the ladies love him… and he won’t wear a shirt more than he will wear a shirt.
Rachel: Most people think she’s just 'something something' with big something somethings… but she’s an idiot AND a chemist, take THAT America.
Kathy: As a sheriff she will bust everyone in the house… with her face.
Monet: Doesn’t want to be around anyone who’s gross… no offense, Kathy.
Matt: Is a mensa genius… and a virgin.
Annie: Bisexual…and will be annoying about it all season.
Lane: Gets hands dirty on the ranch and the game… I have nothing bad to say about Lane. Weird.
Enzo: “If you weren’t my mother I’d marry you”… yes, he is Italian and yes he is from Jersey.
Brendon: “Woooo!!!”… he will say ‘that’s killer, bro’ at least twice.
Kristen: Fun, outgoing and smart… and very likely to sleep with Annie and Hayden.
Ragan: Has a PH.d… and a bowtie, so he pretty much just makes fun of himself.
Thirteen guests and, just as expected, most walks of life are represented. Most are over the top.
Best example: BritnEye said the following, “The minute that Ragan opened his mouth I knew we would be best friends because he is obviously a flaming homosexual and those are my people.” Perfect. PC or not, she was right about Ragan being homosexual. Other than revealing it in his intro, he also flirtatiously said that he hopes the BB twist is that Hayden is gay too. I won’t define “flaming” or even say it is OK to say, but I will say that Ragan is flamboyant. So BritnEye explained a stereotype (outspoken man with a lisp must be gay) while being a stereotype (ditzy blonde who gets away with saying anything while assuming all gay men are her friends and like Broadway shows. Also, ignorant country girl).
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