GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Showmances and Nominees Over Tequila
With all the Big Brother After Dark I subjected myself to last week, it isn’t enough to just break down the events of Sunday’s Big Brother. Here is a recap of what went down on both programs.
The reveal of the saboteur (Annie) was as boring to the house as it was to America. It did allow Meow-Meow to say he knew who it was the whole time and to back up his claim by saying it’s because he is from Jersey.
No one liked Rachel’s HoH room, and by relation we can assume no one likes Rachel — except of course Brendon. I think I will call them Brendel… because it sounds like grundel.
Brendel got drunk together in celebration of having the room to themselves. Brendon can’t handle his alcohol and kept saying the word buzzed, i.e., “I’m so buzzed.” I wish I made that up, because he had a perma-grin. Rachel kept trying to get him into bed and he wanted no part of that. It took him a lot of coercing to finally cuddle up under the blankets. Something isn’t right there and I am pretty sure it will end with Brendon being the biggest jerk in BB history.
I am also pretty sure the have-not competition was racist. It was called ‘Stick em Up,’ which of course is synonymous with a criminal act and the host (Rachel, possibly ad-libbing parts of the script) said things like, “The Big Brother hizz… in crews of fo’… yo.” Outside, at the field, there was graffiti on a brick wall, trash and a couch cushion were thrown around. Rachel remarked, “Our yard is like… hood. I felt like I was in the middle of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” Rachel, you’re the worst.
Ragan, Kathy and BritnEye were taped to the wall while the opposing teams shot paint at them to get them down. That‘s just so typically hood. Ragan fell first despite the tape being, “Just another Saturday night.” BritnEye and her team had it locked until BritnEye quit. In her defense, she was being choked by the tape. But whatever, that’s two drop-outs in as many weeks.
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