Guillermo A. Fuentes

Dateline: Guillermo A. Fuentes
Articles: 61
First Published: Jan 07, 2010 / Last Published: Sep 15, 2010
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I think the acceptable limit of exclamation points is three (!!!). You learn a lot about someone by how long they hesitate when asked, "What is your go to karaoke song?" (1. Lisa Loeb "Stay," 2. Anything found under Joel comma Billy). I've added this to my bucket list: be in a situation where I have to turn my key the same time as someone else. Rondo is a new verb. "Someone Rondo'd my sandwich from the faculty fridge!" ... "Bartender, can you Rondo me another beer?" Cosby is a new verb. "I was at a wedding so I had to Cosby the game. Please don't tell me what happened." If his life had any relevancy you could follow Guillermo on Twitter, but since it doesn't, you can't (update: still not relevant, but that doesn't stop anyone else, http://twitter.com/RedHoodedRants Interests include any imaginable program on television, bad puns, good puns, sarcasm and sandwiches. Oh, and Shark Week.

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  1. September 15, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Final Predictions for Big Brother Finale
    Who wins the big money, who wins the popularity contest, and what will Julie wear?
    in TV
  2. September 9, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Losing All Hope is Freedom on Big Brother
    Shawshank, Eddie Murphy, The Usual Suspects and the Big Brother Final Four.
    in TV
  3. September 6, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Final Four Play for HoH on Big Brother
    Digging through trash, house-guests fight for $10k and spot in final three.
    in TV
  4. September 2, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Puppets and Dance Troupes on Big Brother
    Punishments are handed out as the house guests all play nice.
    in TV
  5. August 30, 2010

    62nd Annual Emmy Awards Roundup
    Emmy focus is on comedy, as familiar faces win in drama categories.
    in TV
  6. August 23, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Another Lazy Sunday for the Houseguests of Big Brother
    Nominations, a food competition, and polite backstabbing kills an hour of airtime for CBS
    in TV
  7. August 20, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother - No Power in Pretzels
    Britney is last woman standing as Kathy leaves the Big Brother House.
    in TV
  8. August 19, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Week 5- Rachel's Back, Prepare Mute As Needed
    Pandora's Box, PoV, catty remarks and predictions for a busy Wednesday.
    in TV
  9. Piranha 3D Promises to Bite, One Way or Another
    3D films get their first serious Academy Award push.
    in Film
  10. August 18, 2010

    GETTING HOUSED: Lane Blasts Off (In the Shower) on Big Brother!
    Lane, pulling hard to remain in the game, may have best strategy yet.
    in TV