Matt Sussman

Dateline: Ann Arbor, MI
Weblog: www.futonreport.net/
Articles: 233
First Published: Apr 09, 2007 / Last Published: Jun 04, 2010
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Sussman is the former executive editor of Technorati.com, but he's still the sports editor of BC Magazine and grizzled contributor to the Technorati family of websites. Twitter: @suss2hyphens

Matt Sussman's claimed blogs

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    http://thelayoffbeard.com
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    The Futon Report

    http://futonreport.net
    Sports in an around NW Ohio and SE Michigan
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Matt Sussman's articles

  1. March 27, 2010

    Tea Parties Are Actually Unemployment Parties
    Rally against big government, then get your unemployment money. It's a wonderful system.
  2. March 25, 2010

    Keep Your Guns Out Of My Frappuccino
    Anti-gun violence groups want Starbucks to not allow customers to carry firearms into their stores.
  3. So, How About We Stop Threatening Congressmen?
    A wave of vandalism and threats to politicians over health care is really starting to get petty, people.
  4. March 24, 2010

    911 Will Not Break You Out Of Jail
    An Illinois woman tried to get the police to break her out of a jail after not paying a taxi driver. And she almost got away with it too, had she instead been trapped in some creep's basement instead.
  5. President Bush Runs Out Of Hand Sanitizer
    During a visit to Haiti, Bush is seen wiping his hand on Clinton's shirt after shaking the hands of some locals.
  6. Poll Reads Tea Leaves, Finds Caffeinated Irritability
    They're angry! And white.
  7. March 23, 2010

    Biden Knows a BFD When He Sees One
    The vice president doesn't have many official duties, but I think we can add "serve as the comic foil to an important moment in history" to the short list.
  8. March 22, 2010

    Blog Focus On Health Care Supporters
    It's quite a joyous occasion for those who have been waiting a long time for something resembling universal health care.
  9. Blog Focus On Health Care Opponents
    Boo! Health care passed! This is the fault of those bureaucrat-loving idiots! Less government, and stuff!
  10. March 21, 2010

    John Boehner's Fiery Anti-Reading Diatribe
    The House minority leader had one last shot at shooting down reconciliation.