Ahmadinejad Predicts War
Because he seems to know everything, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (to be referred to going forward as President Tom) declared on Iranian state run television that he expects the United States to start no less than two wars in the Middle East - within the next three months. While I'm not personally privy to our war plans here in the United States, I highly doubt we'll be declaring any further wars any time soon.
President Tom is simply trying to scare his people to his side of the issue. He wants his nuclear weapons cause all the big kids have them. He knows the imposed sanctions aren't going to work, because he's too damn stubborn to realize that sanctions are better than nuclear annihilation.
"The logic that they can persuade us to negotiate through sanctions is just a failure," Tom said. Maybe Tom should explore that logic a bit. We're offering a peaceful solution that doesn't involve blasting the whole region back to the stone age. Actually, it won't be the United States, it'll be Israel. They're the ones with their fingers on the trigger, twitching, waiting for the U.S. to take the leash off.
Wait, there is more; President Tom said Iran had "very precise information that the Americans have hatched a plot, according to which they to wage a psychological war against Iran."
Yes. It's actually a quite clever plot. We sit back while you oppress and continue to run your country as a clerical dictatorship while your people, realizing they are in fact in the 21st century, quickly grow weary of not living in a free society. Unlike Iraq, the people of Iran are ready for democracy and freedom. There is going to come a point, where they will be ready to fight for it.
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