GOP Could Learn From Virgin Male Escorts
Rumor has it the patriarchs of the Republican Party have sent an emissary to Mark Collins to entice him for a consultant job for abetting the male members of their party who have difficult time keeping control on their zippers.
The purpose is damage control before the November election. Utah’s House majority leader Kevin Garn’s resignation on Saturday due to a sex scandal has added woes to a party that is already having difficulties because of members with lewd behavior.
Mark Collins is a professional escort in the UK with an unusual virtue. At 23, he is still a virgin and wants to remain that way until he marries his dream girl. In his profession, that kind of attitude often fetches troubles. He has been slapped and punched by lusty female clients and also reported to his employers for not consenting to sex. Collins nonetheless would not budge.
In his three years of service, his “no sex with clients” policy had created some annoying moments for him. Collins said, “My strict belief of no sex before marriage has made the occupation tough at times. Some clients have even refused to pay the agency after their booking.”
On one occasion a woman offered to double his money if he would consent to have sex with her but he courteously declined. Collins said, “I am always polite but when I refuse sex the client usually goes overboard with the verbal abuse. One even said I was a freak!”
One good thing for Collins is his bosses are supportive of his stance. They defend Collins telling their clients that their contract does not state the escort has to have sex with the client.
One might wonder if the GOP is also impressed with the Escort Service Agency that Mark works for and whether they are toying with the concept of hiring some experts from the agency to help them with their trying problems.
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