North Carolina Judge Demands To See John Edwards Having Sex
Abraham Penn Jones might tell you his chief responsibility as a judge is to make necessary rulings to protect the paths of justice. (Only perhaps in more eloquent verbage.) In this case, justice requires a John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape.
Andrew Young, the former senator's former aide, formed a reason why he's not handing over the juicy video to the courthouse in Chatham County, North Carolina: they're waiting until they can legally find out who it belongs to. Nevertheless, Judge Jones ruled that Andrew and his wife Cheri, keepers of the filth, are in contempt of court until they fork it over.
Why exactly is the tape needed? At this point, who the heck knows anymore. It seems that Hunter wants the tape in case it falls into the wrong hands. As everyone knows, quality sex tape leaks are never when "someone else" puts it up on the Internet. No, it's better to "accidentally" let it slip out, then play the coquettish fool by wondering how on earth that was ever made, then humbly apologize for her actions.
Or maybe she just really, really wants this all to go away and actually has no ambitions for attention and fame. She'd be the first.
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